You see how the words work? They betray your mouth and walk away.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
What's happened with society is that we have created these devices, computers, which already can register and process huge amounts of information, which is a significant fraction of the amount of info...
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...
These examples and many others demonstrate an alarming trend whereby the privacy and dignity of our citizens is being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may...
when parameters are not set for man, there is always an unknown abuse
Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.