The Police Minister’s toilet chided him
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point...
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
It's when I hear your heartbeat that I know that I am alive.
Today is a beautiful day. Thank you!
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
Authentic Christian living has its own order of priority in our lives: God first, others second, self third.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.