Don't let go too soon, but don't hold on too long.
A black hole holds all the colors of the universe.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
It is time to embrace mental health and substance use/abuse as illnesses. Addiction is a disease.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Risk is the clue that our dreams are both real and great.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...