“ If either one of you is ever in a situation you’re not entirely comfortable with—call me. I don’t care what time it is. I don’t care who is there or what is going on. You call me and I will come get y… Mindy McGinnis
“ Where you go, he'll go," Stebbs said."I know it.""Tough caring about people, isn't it?"... "Wouldn't trade it," she said. Mindy McGinnis
“ I love Sara, but something was taken from me at the church, something that she can’t relate to. Every time I walk outside I think maybe someone is going to grab me. I take a sip of a glass of water I… Mindy McGinnis
“ They were so thrilled when I said I’m a virgin,” I blurt out. “I’m so fucking stupid.”I start crying again, and Alex hands me a napkin. “You’re not stupid,” she says. “You simply don’t assume people m… Mindy McGinnis
“ Why me, then?” I ask. “Why not Branley? She’s way hotter and was just as drunk as I was.”Alex shakes her head as she sits back down. “Physical attractiveness has nothing to do with it. You were alone,… Mindy McGinnis
“ Everyone thinks if you fix a male dog it will lower his aggression, but most of the biters are female. It’s basic instinct to protect their womb. You see it in all animals - the female of the species… Mindy McGinnis
“ A puppy feels like life and love. Their entire bodies are soft—fur, skin, the pads of their feet new and delicate. They radiate warmth in the way science can explain, but it goes further than that. Th… Mindy McGinnis
“ You see it in all animals - the female of the species is more deadly than the male.''Except humans. Mindy McGinnis
“ We're cleaning cat ears.Rhonda doesn't require us to come in on Sundays, but somebody has to feed the animals. Yesterday Alex and I helped five cats and two dogs find homes...We agreed we probably cou… Mindy McGinnis
“ When I say the things that don't make sense you answer me anyway. It's like having green in your shirt. Mindy McGinnis
“ Emotions had welled close to the surface, and she thought her heart had never felt so full as it did standing next to the defiled grave of a whore while lunatics sang the national anthem. Mindy McGinnis
“ Kiddo, you and me don't do so well in situations we can't control.''Don't think I care for that. Mindy McGinnis
“ You can't change the things you've done. It's now and the here on out you've got control of. Mindy McGinnis
“ Men got two guns, you know. One for now," he tapped the barrel of his gun against her nose. "And one for later." When his free hand went to his zipper, she twisted underneath him, bringing her knee in… Mindy McGinnis
“ My arrival saved the kingdom, while his only reiterated that his blood would fill the throne one day. Mindy McGinnis
“ So then the National Woman Suffrage Association and the American Woman Suffrage Association merged to create the National American Woman Suffrage Association, which personally I think is rather a mout… Mindy McGinnis
“ When animals make a stupid mistake, you laugh at them. A cat misjudges a leap. A dog looks overly quizzical about a simple object. These are funny things. But when a person doesn’t understand somethin… Mindy McGinnis
“ Newness wears off.This is something I’ve learned about relationships. I’ve had more than a few run their course, the idiosyncrasies that were once endearing becoming annoying, the jump of my heart int… Mindy McGinnis