Cat Hats: Sixteen Paper Hats to Put on Your Unsuspecting Kitty.
But when you're winning, it makes them feel like they're losing or, worse yet, that maybe they should've tried to do something too, but now it's too late. And since they didn't, they want to stop you....
But my secret is: even though I wish I could be thin, and that I could have the ease of the lifestyle that I associate with being thin, I don't wish for it with all of my heart. Because my heart is re...
But my secret is: even though I wish I could be thin, and that I could have the ease of lifestyle that I associate with being thin, I don't wish for it with all of my heart. Because my heart is reserv...
But basically, either way, you can’t go wrong. I look at all of you and see America’s future: attorneys, corporate lawyers, public prosecutors, judges, politicians, maybe even the president of the Uni...
Bren was the kind of best friend I dreamed about having when I was a little kid. I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything.
Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me.
Because a honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you’re giving yourself after a massive party in your honor.
As everyone knows, depressed people are some of the most boring people in the world. I know this because when I was depressed, people fled. Except my best friends.
Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away. Push, shove, scrat...
And though you understand the pecking order and respect the judge—and even if the judge says Great argument, Counselor Kaling, the court concurs—you also just want to not have to plead your case all t...
And the scary thing I have noticed is that some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don’t hate themselves.
And the scary thing I have noticed is that some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. So that is why you need to be a little bit brave.
Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.
Ah! There is a plane crash in Lost and now we are going to die in a plane crash while watching Lost! And I’m too scared to tell anyone my cool observation!
A not 100-percent-perfect-looking-in-every-way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours.
7. Have one great cologne that’s not from the drugstore. Just one. Wear very little of it, all the time. I cannot tell you how sexy it is to be enveloped in a hug by a man whose smell you remember. Th...
Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221)
Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on.
My attitude toward alcohol was that it was a delicious and dangerous treat that, when obtained, needed to be ingested quickly in case someone tried to take it away. You know, the way a raccoon eats fr...