So it was surprising that I killed it as a babysitter. Er, maybe killed it is a wrong and potentially troubling way to express what I’m trying to say.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
Be an example to teach, be a role model to follow, and be a leader to emulate.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
The real dawah to Islam is the character of a Muslim.
Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.