I think I’m in love, he said after swallowing. I could marry that pie.According to the anti-gay crowd, that’ll be next, said Nan. Pies and sheep.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
Shame and blame should have no place in our body, mind, or spirit.
If ever I was running, it was towards you.
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.