Time to die, you fat cow!
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
It is always healthy to be honest.
The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
We have two natures within us, both struggling for mastery. Which one will dominate us? It depends on which one we feed.
Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.