Finger sandwich, if I recall. Yeah, I say. I’m not so sure you want one of those. I looked it up a little while ago. That’s when a girl has sex with two guys at once.
Every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it...
You;re colling me, So i fugure you must not hate me anymore. dOES THIS MEAN YOU WANNA GO OUT? iI'm free tonight. I mean , I have plans, but i can break them. For you.Brandon, you kidnapped me. And the...
Yes, I'm sorry you won't be coming with us, Chloe said to Alex. But please don't worry. I'm certain The Lord has another plan for you. She glanced at me. For both of you.Oh, I can assure you,said a ne...
When you fuck up, shit gets real.
Whatever it is, I cannot seem to pull off something as simple as dinner between the two of us. As you know, my first attempt ended with us eating pizza standing up (and her paying for her own slice).M...
To: Nadine Wilcock From: George Sanchez Subject: Where the hellis Fuller? She better not be in the ladies’. I swear to God, I’m beginning to think there’s somebody in there serving lattes, you all spe...
There was, I believe, he said finally, when his search came up negative, a young woman. At one time.Aha. I pictured Audrey Hepburn for some reason. You know, in that movie that's always on, the one wh...
Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (a...
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try any peanut butter M&M chocolate chip fudge cookies. They were good- you ate five, reme...
Pizza Hut isn't real pizza, I tell them. The way that balloon of Big Bird they fly in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't the real Big Bird.
Okay, here are the top ten reasons why I can't stand my sister Lucy:10. I get all her hand-me-downs, even her bras.9. Whem I refuse to wear her hand-me-downs, especially her bras, I get the big lectur...
My heart is broken.It really is. All the signs are there. I can't sleep- not even burgers. Every time the phone rings, my pulse leaps... But it's never for me, it's never him.
I’m not scared, though. Norman has kind of thick glasses, and I bet he couldn’t actually hit anything, even with a machine-gun, which even a lunatic like Norman is allowed to buy in this country thank...
I know you, he added, helping to arrange the blanket over my shoulders. You won’t drop the subject until I agree to check on your cousin, so I’ll do it. But only under one condition., I said, whirling...
I don’t know why the world has to be populated by so many unpleasant people. I really don’t. It really takes an effort to be rude, too. The amount of energy people expend on being a jerk astounds me s...
I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.
Dear Mia,What can I say? I don't know all that much about romance novels, but I think you must be the Stephen King of the genre. Your book is hot. Thanks for letting me read it. Anyone who doesn't wan...
Come on. He pressed his forehead against mine, grinning.You’re happy about this. I can tell. It wasn’t exactly what we had planned, but it’s a surprise, not a disaster. A surprise is a good thing. Rig...
Clearly, Jason said, you are not doing nothing. You are most definitely doing something. What it looks like you're doing is pouring packets of sugar on Lauren Moffat's head.Shhh, I said. It's snowing....