I was about to order Chinese when I looked out the window and saw you. Hey, do you two want to stay? We’re getting moo shu.It was so like Uncle Chris to go from wanting to beat John up one minute, to...
I laythere in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I wasgoing to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear.
I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enterconvents?
I get accused all the time of having a bigmouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.
I do not expect Henrique Mauricio to conform to my standards of behavior, Alaric said. I expect him not to do things that make me want to pound his face into a bloody pulp. Sadly, every time I meet hi...
How many times do I have to tell you, Amelia? Men are like little woodland creatures. You have to lure them to you with tiny breadcrumbs and soft words of encouragement. You cannot simply whip out a r...
His hair, at first glance, appears merely dark, but upon closer inspection is actually many strands of chestnut brown, gold, and black. He wears it long, for a guy, not because doingso is in, but beca...
Hey! Lauren Moffat's voice, sounding noticeably irritated, floated up to us. What-ew! What's in my hair?We all three ducked beneath our table so Lauren couldn't see us if she realized what was happeni...
Her name is Feather. Feather is apparently very famous for choreographing several hit Broadway shows. She also must be pretty hard up for cash if she’d agree to choreograph a snoozer like Braid! But w...
Gina, I noticed, slipped automatically into the front passenger seat. Apparently, she didn't believe that when Sleepy had told us all to shut up, he meant her, too, since she went, How about we stop...
Every moment away from you feels like time spent in a sort of cell. I can think of nothing, dream of nothing, but you. Unfortunately, I will have to remain in my self-inflicted prison a bit longer, si...
Don't ever let them tell you that you're too stupid to do something. I'm not saying it's going to be easy for you, the way it was for you mom. Maybe you're going to have to work for it a little harder...
To the Future: If Michael J. Fox doesn’t get his parents together by the prom, he might not ever be BORN!!!!!!!!! Proving the importance of the prom from both a societal as well as a BIOLOGICAL point...
Proselytizers,
My grandmother has given me her own version of the precious gift: the most precious gift any teenager coul ask for:MY GRANDMOTHER HAS GIVEN MY MY OWN SEX PLACE!!!!!
Hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.
[...] even in the cruelest human being there can exist a flower of good. Maybe just the tiniest blossom, in need of water and sunlight, but a flower just the same.
You're awake, he said from the window seat where he'd been sitting with Spike and a copy of Abbie Hoffman's that I happen to know he'd stolen from my mother's bookshelf downstairs.
You mentioned earlier that if I wanted to help, Miss Oliviera, I should save the lectures, and help, Mr. Smith said as he sprayed. Perhaps that’s exactly what Fates do.I shook my head, bewildered. I’m...
You know in sixth grade, when they made all of us girls go into this other room and watch a video about getting our periods and stuff? I bet while we were gone, the boys were watching a video about ho...