I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral.
I hate confrontations. It's so much easier to walk away than it is to explain to someone that you never want to see them again.
Get Mom to stop hanging bras on bedroom doorknob
But I love him. You know it. You can't ask me to just sit back and let Paul do this. If he succeeds I won't even remember having met Jesse. Right, my dad said reasonably. So it won't hurt. It will, I...
Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all.One.Two.Three.Blink.
And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time
This is how many people become artists, musicians, writers, computer programmers, record-holding athletes, scientists... by spending time alone practicing what they love.
I actually love writing for teens best. I had such an awful time in my own teen years - I love having the chance to relive them through my fiction.
I think if I hadn't been a writer, I'd have been a teacher like my dad. He was a college professor, and one of my greatest regrets is that he passed away before I was able to prove to him that I wasn'...
One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and finding him themselves.
To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself
[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back
You coulld put girls' boyfriends in jail, and I could teach the immigrants how to dress!!!
Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?
When Louie is upset with us for, say, forgetting to feed him, he eats any socks he might find lying around.
What? That’s when I knew how wrong I’d been.
Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.
The thing about secrets, though, is that they get out. And trust me, if you’ve got a secret, eventually, it’s going to get out.
Susannah, I love you, but you are the most frustrating woman in the world. For once in your life, don't argue. Just do it.
She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.