Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.
I find no importance in showing others that I am happy; it's not important to me that they know or think that I am happy but what is important to me is that I am happy. I am interested in being happy,...
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!