I'm eighteen; I'm a princess; and I'm a virgin. You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn. Happy freaking birthday to me.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
GOD IS MY PROVIDER I BRAG DIFFERENT, THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
Happy girls are the prettiest
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
Don't make prayer a consistent battle, but rather constantly pray against life's battles.
Hope is a waking dream.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.