Mr. Archer being EARTH FRIENDLY was APPARATUS HOSTILE.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Grow your courage by remembering each day is a gift.
whenever i am in pain,i just think of watching your eye's in rain!
It is no accident that the words discipline and disciple resemble each other in the English language. The most common word in the Gospels for a Christian is disciple.