For the record, I would have made a very lousy romance heroine.
You know, being bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks. No pun intended.
I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.
Mr. Teifert’s practically ancient – at least forty, I’d say – and so not sexy or cute or Australian.
Of all the apocalypses in all the world - she had walked into his.
Ugh. Don’t even get me started. It’s like teachers think we have nothing better to do with our lives than to come home and do more schoolwork.) [SirLeo] (It’s coz they’re old and have no lives and wan...
Anyway, I'm sure the guy lives a million miles away. Or he could live right in your backyard. You never know.I nodded, keeping a poker face, even though the idea of Sir Leo living in my backyard was e...
Okay, I'll wear the Bite Me shirt,[...]It'll be my standard response to anyone who tries to hit on me. I giggle. Someone can come up and be like 'Hey babe, what's your sign?' and I'll just point to m...
I can sue you? Cool. I rummage around in my purse for a pen, wanting to write this down. Under what? Medical malpractice? Assault with a deadly fang? I look up. How much you think the courts would awa...
When the end of the world comes, it won't be the ones that cry who survive, but the ones who spit.
Whatcha doin', Freak Girl? ---------------------------What does it look like, brainiac? I shot back, even surprising myself with the force of my jab. I'll give you three guesses. No, wait. Don't strai...
Obviously it takes eight brains to come to one decision in this crowd. Good thing they have one another.
Just ‘cause I’m a vampire, doesn’t mean I’m into the Goth scene. Yeah. I suppose that makes sense, I reason. Like why go around dressing in black and wishing you were dead, when technically you alread...
I'm going insane. That's the only explanation for any of this. I'm going insane and the men in white coats will be showing up at any moment to tell me this has all been a psychotic delusion. They'll t...
What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?I wish. No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire so I know a lot about their kind.Jayden shrinks back from me, wide-eyed.No, no. He’s...
Hi, my name is Jareth, and I'll be your- God He curses as he lays his eyes on me.I raised an eyebrow. You'll be my god? Hm...Well, we'll have to see about that. I mean, it takes a lot to my world thes...
You're the only one here with your own fan club