Lesson Number One: The Importance of Being Jewish
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Forgiveness is a transformative act because it asks you to be a more empathetic and compassionate person, thereby making you better than the person you were when you were first hurt.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
Jon smiled at him. I'm sorry about your wrist. Robb used the same move on me once, only with a wooden blade. It hurt like seven hells, but yours must be worse. Look, if you want, I can show you how to...