“ Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. Louis Kronenberger
“ We might define an eccentric as a man who is law unto himself and a crank as one who having determined what the law is insists on laying it down to others. Louis Kronenberger
“ Individualism is rather like innocence there must be something unconscious about it. Louis Kronenberger
“ Ours is the country where in order to sell your product you don't so much point out its merits as you first work like hell to sell yourself. Louis Kronenberger
“ The closer and more confidential our relationship with someone, the less we are entitled to ask about what we are not voluntarily told. Louis Kronenberger
“ There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave. Louis Kronenberger
“ Ours must be the first age whose great goal on a nonmaterial plane is not fulfillment but adjustment. Louis Kronenberger
“ The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. Louis Kronenberger
“ Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing. They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety. Louis Kronenberger
“ One of the misfortunes of our time is that in getting rid of false shame we have killed off so much real shame as well. Louis Kronenberger