Do you know, every time I've seen you you've been like the Grim Reaper of goodwill and cheer. You should find another profession.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girl...
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlight...
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses