Dragged my chair back before she had the chance to smash my balls with her stilettos.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Use your youth to do something useful or unique or ultimate.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...