You should be more paranoid than you are. Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things.Because she doesn’t worry about me.
The Marcellus Shale is one of the largest deposits of natural gas in the country, and it’s one of the major fracking sites. In fact, the most fracking sites in the entire country are in Pennsylvania,...
She kept an eye on the horizon, or where she thought it was, and understood that not everything that existed could be seen. Not every border was clear.
Or we can go upstairs and play with the laughing gas. The dentist tells me he does nitrous with the hygienist.
Don’t you wear glasses, George? Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered. Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.
Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.
It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.