Sometimes I have believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with bo...
Oh, you can't help that, said the Cat; we're all mad here.
'When I use a word ' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.' 'The question is ' said Alice 'whether you can make words mean so...
'twas bryllig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome raths out grabe.
What is his sorrow?' She asked the Gryphon. And the Gryphon answered, very nearly in the same words as before, 'It's all his fancy, that: he hasn't got no sorrow, you know'.
The Mad Gardener's SongHe thought he saw an Elephant, That practised on a fife:He looked again, and found it was A letter from his wife.'At length I realise,' he said, 'The bitterness of Life!'He thou...
Oh, what fun it'll be, when they see me through the glass in here, and can't get at me!
If everybody minded their own business,’ the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, ‘the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
I wish creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!, You'll get used to it in time, said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.
I see nobody on the road,' said Alice'I only wish I had such eyes,' The King remarked in a fretful tone. 'To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why it's as much as I can do to see real p...
I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.
The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.
Flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the moral of that is--Birds of a feather flock together.
And a most curious country it was. There were a number of tiny little brooks running straight across it from side to side, and the ground between was divided up into squares by a number of little gree...
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth,
Mad Hatter: Am I going mad?Alice: Yes, you're mad, bonkers, off the top of your head...but...I'll tell you a secret.All the best people are.
"Tut tut child " said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
'The horror of that moment ' the King went on T shall never never forget!' 'You will though 'the Queen said 'if you don't make a memorandum of it.'
You're not the same as you were before, he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost your muchness.