Well, now that we have seen each other, said the unicorn, if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...
I want to put a ding in the universe.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
CHALLENGES MAKE US RISE TO THE OCASSION.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.