¡peor es el chile y el agua lejos! —
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.