You have two choices, grasshopper. Out-slut Clotile - or go Springer on her ass. I'm down for the assist in both scenarios.
Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.
WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Capture your youth, while you can.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.