It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.
Immediately Trent went back to mowing down those cookies, slowing when he realized I was staring at him. What are we up to now? Ten?
I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!
I liked beginnings better than endings.
I like where I live, he said, landing behind the side pocket in his best Peter Pan pose. You two women are too flaky to put my family in your hands. Just ask anyone here. They’d agree with me! Ivy huf...
I hoped he was right. I’d never heard of a university refusing money.
I feel like run-over crap, I complained. You look like run-over crap, Jenks said. Drink your tea.
I don’t want easy anymore. It’s worthless and the shine doesn’t last. But you already knew that.
He just wanted to hold her to him and tell her it would be okay, that she had survived and was beautiful.
Hate is all that keeps us alive when love is gone. You’re almost there. Not quite ready to let it go yet.
Good rice sticks together,
Good Lord, I thought, squinting at the bright glare of a late-July morning. No wonder I slept through this. It was noisy with shrieking birds, and already hot.
Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.
Everything was going too well. Something had to be wrong.
Did something happen to the sanctity of your church again?My eye twitched. Newt broke it so she could look in my closet. Again.
Ceri, I said softly. Why didn’t you tell me? Her vivid green eyes met mine. I thought you’d be angry, she said with desperate worry. Rachel, it’s the only way I can get rid of it. My lips parted. You...
Bug! Francis exclaimed. You’re a— His words choked off with a rasp as I jerked my arm. Bug? Jenks shouted, incensed. You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re b...
Being poor is not an indication of potential or worth. It’s a lack of resources.
Actually, I said, hesitant to bring it up, I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human. Or witch? Ivy said, surprising me. There was a soft vulnerability in her and I blinked. Yo...
You’re big enough to bite now, mosquito, so shut up.