Oh, God, I’m going to be a hundred and sixty with a flower on my ass.
Oh yeah. We were all having fun now.
Nil tam difficile est quin quaerendo investigari possit.
My eyes narrowed. He wanted me to lie for him? Minias leaned so close to the barrier of ever-after that it buzzed a harsh warning. If you don’t, I’ll give the public what they expect. His eyes went to...
Money in hand, I glanced up to find Glenn eyeing a rack of stuffed rats. As the salesman rang up my purchase, Glenn leaned close and, still staring at the rats, whispered, What are those used for?I ha...
Mistakes can be fixed but if you do it more than once, it's no longer a mistake.
Maybe money couldn’t buy happiness, but it could get you a table that looked like the back end of a deep-sea fishing vessel.
Make a necklace out of his teeth and bathtub duckies out of his dried-up balls…
Love died in the shadows, and it shouldn’t cost so much to keep it in the sun. But as Trent would say, anything gotten cheap wouldn’t last, so do what you need to do to be happy and deal with the cons...
Look at yourself right now. You’re half dead from blood loss, and you’re out shopping. These disguises look great, but that’s all they are: thin sheets of maybe standing between you and trouble.
Living a lie tore at one’s being and leaked out in the oddest of places.
Life ended, a soul to save, Grace said mournfully. Decisions age-old are made. Is it choice? Is it fate? Forgiveness or hate? When love is what all of us crave.
Latte grande, double espresso, Italian blend. Light on the froth, extra cinnamon. Use whole milk. Not two percent or half-and-half. Whole milk. Put it in porcelain.
Jenks: I can’t even pix anyone. I sweat now instead of dusting, did you know that? I’ve got water coming off me instead of dust. What the hell can I do with sweat? Rub up against someone and make them...
Jenks snorted, crumpling up the empty bag and throwing it away. You can help Rachel by dropping dead. That’s still an option, said Ivy.
Jenks shook his head. Rache, I really feel bad for her, but Ivy's right. She can't stay here. She needs professional help. Really? I said belligerently, feeling myself warm. I haven't heard of any gro...
Jenks made a move to follow, probably forgetting he didn’t have wings anymore. He leaned forward and fell to the floor, face first. Jenks! I shouted when he hit with a dull smack and started swearing.
Jenks made a face as he levered himself up on the sill. Much as I enjoy this horrific outpouring of estrogen, I’m going to go say good-bye to my wife. Let me know when you’re ready. I’ll be in the gar...
Jenks laughed, taking to the air and saying, Give it up, FIB man. It’ll take more than you to get her out. Remember what Ivy and I did to your finest last spring? Add Rachel to that, and you can say y...
Jenks kept me alive for two years through two death threats, a crazy banshee, and at least two serial killers. Its about time I return the favor! And if I can't, then I can sit by his bed and hold his...