Kim Harrison Quotes

You got canned. Outsourced. Pink-slipped. Handed your walking papers. Given the go light. Slipped on the banana. Served the dead slug.

I wanted it, then felt guilty for wanting water when my friends were going to kill each other.

People die, Rachel, Ceri said, her cheeks flushing. Not if I can help it, I snapped. And not of a broken heart. If you could, I'd be dead already.

It’s the only choices we have. You eliminate everything, and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the answer.

Sha na tay, sha na tay, he said, his voice becoming more sure as he chanted it, seeking the attention of the Goddess that he was reluctantly beginning to believe in. He’d seen too much not to. His pul...

Silas straightened in his seat, clearly uneasy. This is so bad for my asthma, he said, the familiar phrase coming from him startling her.

Depressed, I gazed at the wall behind Ivy. Swell. I was going to have to look at a stuffed mink nailed to the wall all night.

I handed it over, and Jenks stumbled at the weight. His head thunked into the wall of the narrow hallway. Bloody hell! he exclaimed, crashing into the opposite wall when he overcompensated. I’m all ri...

Vampires and five-year-olds played by the same rules, and both threw tantrums when they lost.

I jumped at him with a howl, and Al grabbed me by the neck. I clawed at him, and he casually thunked my head into the wall.

I was broken, but I wasn't done.

He had tried to smile, but it was broken.

Pulse fast, I headed for the hall, a gallon of salsa on my hip, a tomato in my hand, and a pixy on my shoulder.Yeah, we bad.

In a few hours, I’m going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living space given to someone else—my reputation destroyed. I’d rather have your head than yo...

Orange blossom honey is the boss

A veces se necesita que te den un buen golpe en la cabeza para darte cuenta de que lo que siempre has deseado no era lo que más te convenía.

We need to cull the programs that don’t work and foster the ones that do, throw out political agendas and instead give the power back to the people so that Cincinnati may regain her greatness! My reco...

The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake? Big Al to Pierce, then Rachel.

I like where I live, he said, landing behind the side pocket in his best Peter Pan pose. You two women are too flaky to put my family in your hands. Just ask anyone here. They’d agree with me! Ivy huf...

I gotta go, I wheezed. This is shitty, you know? How do you live like this? Rachel! he cried, but it was too late,(Rachel and Al)