“ I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. Kiersten White
“ If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look… Kiersten White
“ Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones. Kiersten White
