“ He takes a big chip, dips it in the salsa, bites off half, and double dips. That’s right. He just offended Jerry Seinfeld and the crew with one bite. Julia Kent
“ Her mouth— ah, that lush, sweet mouth— was a garden, and I was on my back, face tipped in adoration to the sun for giving me such brilliance, delightful aromas, and the indescribable lightness of bein… Julia Kent
“ Josh is the company tech expert, which means we all think he’s a little bit shaman, a little bit magician, and mostly a nerd. Julia Kent
“ If I had echolocation I could map out the terrain of ab muscles through sheer force of will. His cut body is meant to be relief mapped the way Braille is meant to be read. With my fingertips. Julia Kent
“ If you’ve never been in a men’s room, and have only set foot in the ladies’ room at most fine (and not so fine) establishments, you need to know this: store owners hate men. No, really—this is the one… Julia Kent
“ People who think animals have expressionless faces are like people who can ignore an open package of Oreos. Not quite human. Julia Kent
