Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him.
His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding into each other horribly and then rather serenely. The overall effect was overwhelmingly unapolog...
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.