“ I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. Jon Heder
“ Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another,… Jon Heder
“ I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. Jon Heder