John Updike Quote

Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.

For everything in this journey of life we are on, there is a right wing and a left wing: for the wing of love there is anger; for the wing of destiny there is fear; for the wing of pain there is heali...

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...

One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.

If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.

Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. Help us to choose patience over making a point, and your Word over our feelings. Lord, help us to choose persev...

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.