John Scalzi Quote

Many BrainPal users find it useful to give their BrainPal a name other than BrainPal. Would you like to name your BrainPal at this time?Yes, I said.Please speak the name you would like to give your BrainPal.Asshole, I said.You have selected Asshole, the BrainPal wrote, and to its credit it spelled the word correctly. Be aware that many recruits have selected this name for their BrainPal. Would you like to chose a different name?No, I said, and was proud that so many of my fellow recruits also felt this way about their BrainPal.Your BrainPal is now Asshole, the BrainPal wrote. You may change this name in the future if you like. Now you must choose an access phrase to activate Asshole. While Asshole is active at all times it will only respond to commands after it has been activated. Please choose a short phrase. Asshole suggests Activate Asshole but you may choose another phrase. Please say your activation phrase now.Hey, Asshole, I said.You have choosen Hey, Asshole. Please say it again to confirm. I did. Then it asked me to choose a deactivation phrase. I chose (of course) Go away, Asshole.Would you like Asshole to refer to itself in the first person?Absolutely. I said.I am Asshole.Of course you are.

John Scalzi

Many BrainPal users find it useful to give their BrainPal a name other than BrainPal. Would you like to name your BrainPal at this time?Yes, I said.Please speak the name you would like to give your BrainPal.Asshole, I said.You have selected Asshole, the BrainPal wrote, and to its credit it spelled the word correctly. Be aware that many recruits have selected this name for their BrainPal. Would you like to chose a different name?No, I said, and was proud that so many of my fellow recruits also felt this way about their BrainPal.Your BrainPal is now Asshole, the BrainPal wrote. You may change this name in the future if you like. Now you must choose an access phrase to activate Asshole. While Asshole is active at all times it will only respond to commands after it has been activated. Please choose a short phrase. Asshole suggests Activate Asshole but you may choose another phrase. Please say your activation phrase now.Hey, Asshole, I said.You have choosen Hey, Asshole. Please say it again to confirm. I did. Then it asked me to choose a deactivation phrase. I chose (of course) Go away, Asshole.Would you like Asshole to refer to itself in the first person?Absolutely. I said.I am Asshole.Of course you are.

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About John Scalzi

John Michael Scalzi II (born May 10, 1969) is an American science fiction author and former president of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. He is best known for his Old Man's War series, three novels of which have been nominated for the Hugo Award, and for his blog Whatever, where he has written on a number of topics since 1998. He won the Hugo Award for Best Fan Writer in 2008 based predominantly on that blog, which he has also used for several charity drives. His novel Redshirts won the 2013 Hugo Award for Best Novel. He has written non-fiction books and columns on diverse topics such as finance, video games, films, astronomy, writing and politics, and served as a creative consultant for the TV series Stargate Universe.