What is your opinion of a society that considers Turkey in the Straw to be one of the pillars, as it were, of its culture?
Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.
This was the sort of girl who should be attending college, not ones like that dreadful Minkoff girl, that brutal and slovenly girl who had almost been raped by one of the janitors just outside of his...
This is clearly a case for the Civil Liberties Union, Ignatius observed, squeezing his mother’s drooping shoulder with the paw. We must contact Myrna Minkoff, my lost love. She knows about those thing...
This had been a very productive morning, he thought. He had not accomplished so much in weeks. Looking at the Big Chief tablets that made a rug of Indian headdresses around the bed, Ignatius thought s...
They would try to make me into a moron who liked television and new cars and frozen food. Don't you understand? Psychiatry is worse than communism. I refuse to be brainwashed. I won't be a robot!
That fat freak a guarantee one hunner percen nucular bum. Shit. Drop him on somebody, everbody gettin caught in the fallout, gettin their ass blowed up.
She went up to his bedroom door and listened to the wildly twanging bed springs as they reached a crescendo as they built toward a finale worthy of Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King
She had driven him downtown in the old Plymouth, and while she was at the doctor's seeing about her arthritis, Ignatius had bought some sheet music at Werlein's for this trumpet and a new string for h...
Parce que, à sa façon de causer, on voyait bien que le gars était allé très longtemps à l'école. C'était probablement ce qui l'avait rendu dingue.
No. That was out of the question. Jail was preferable. There they only limited you physically. In a mental ward they tampered with your soul and world-view and mind.
Merchants and charlatans gained control of Europe, calling their insidious gospel The Enlightenment. The day of the locust was at hand, but from the ashes of humanity there arose no Phoenix. The humbl...
Mercaderes y charlatanes se hicieron con el control de Europa, llamando a su insidioso evangelio La Ilustración. El día de la plaga estaba próximo; pero de las cenizas de la humanidad no surgió ningún...
Levy pantolonlarının bulunduğu semtte her köşebaşında bir bar var, bu da yöredeki maaşların ne kadar düşük olduğunun göstergesi.
I’ve gained pounds lying continuously in bed, seeking surcease and sublimation in food.
Hey! All you peoples draggin along here. Stop and come stick your ass on a Night of Joy stool, he started again. Night of Joy got genuine color peoples workin below the minimal wage. Whoa! Guarantee p...
El señor González, mi «jefe», aunque sea bastante cretino, resulta, sin embargo, bastante agradable. Parece que siempre está atemorizado, demasiado, desde luego, para criticar la tarea de cualquier tr...
Do you think that I want to live in a communal society with people like that Battaglia acquaintance of yours, sweeping streets and breaking up rocks or whatever it is people are always doing in those...
Attacked by a bird, Mrs. Reilly wept. That hadda happen to you, Ignatius. Nobody never gets attacked by a bird.
Abelman’s Dry GoodsKansas City, MissouriU.S.A. Mr. I. Abelman, Mongoloid, Esq.:We have received via post your absurd comments about our trousers, the comments revealing, as they did, your total lack o...