The tight trousers that bulged offensively in the crotch in violation of all rules of theology and geometry.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Gratitude turns disappointment into lessons learned, discoveries made, alternatives explored, and new plans set in motion.
I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.