I am an anachronism. People realize this and resent it.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.