I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor life..
I am never going to get better at being a good person. I am always going to be the blood and shit of things.
I am concussed, I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.
I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.
How long have you been dating her?' I asked. Nine months. We never got along. I mean, I didn't even briefly like her. Like, my mom and my dad- my dad would get pissed, and then he would beat the shit...
He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment- because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.
He took a bite, swallowed. God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too. Some people in a lacquered wooden boat approached us on the canal below. One of them, a woman with c...
He liked the idea of coffee quite a lot—a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with sophisticates and intellectuals. But coffee itself tasted to him like caffeinated s...
Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else
Everything that comes together falls apart
Don't you know who you love, Pudge? You love the girl who makes you laugh and shows you porn and drinks wine with you. You don't love the crazy, sullen bitch.
Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you. That’s the problem. Bolívar was talking about the pain, not about the living or dying. How do you get out of the labyrinth of suffering?
Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home One swing set, well worn but structually sound, seeks new home. Make memories with your kid or kids so that someday he or she or they will look into the...
Dear Jane,Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes.Yours,Will Grayson
Colin,I hate to fulfill the Theorem, but I don't think we should be involved romantically. The problem is that I secretly in love with Hassan. I can't help myself. I hold your bony shoulder blades in...
Cause I'm just - I want to go to Amsterdam, and I want him to tell me what happens after the book is over, and I just don't want my particular life, and also the sky is depressing me, and there is thi...
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that everybody gets to keep their eyes or not get sick or whatever, but everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as yo...
Breaking down that wall is the kind of story that might have a happy middle - oh, look, we broke down this wall, I'm going to look at you like a girl and you're going to look at me like a boy, and we'...
Ben starts. I Spy with my little eye something I really like.Oh I know, Radar says. It's the taste of balls.No.Is it the taste of penises? I guess.No, dumbass.Hmm, says Radar. Is it the smell of balls...
Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence