I wanted more time so we could fall in love.
Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!
You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.
Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side e...
When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.
What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour.
What happened?During the kiss?No, with you and Caroline.Oh, he said. And then after a second, Caroline is no longer suffering from personhood.
What else? She is so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to l...
Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you.
We are about to live the American Dream, which is, of course, to benefit from someone else’s misfortune.
There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. T...
There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the undertow- that, in short, we are a...
The times that were most fun seemed always to be followed by sadness now, because it was when life started to feel like it did when she was with us that we realized how utterly gone she was.
The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.
The risen sun too bright in her losing eyes.
The preciousness of the moment, which should make it easier to talk, makes it harder.
Standing before this building, I learn something about fear. I learn that it is not the idle fantasies of someone who maybe wants something important to happen to him, even if the important thing is h...
Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them, I said.Isaac shot me a look. Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That's what love is. Love is keeping...
So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from ther...