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Me: I refuse to attend Support Group.Mom: One of the symptoms of depression is disinterest in activities.Me: Please just let me watch America’s Next Top Model. It’s an activity.Mom: Television is a passivity.Me: Ugh, Mom, please.Mom: Hazel, you’re a teenager. You’re not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.Me: If you want me to be a teenager, don’t send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.Mom: You don’t take pot, for starters.Me: See, that’s the kind of thing I’d know if you got me a fake ID.Mom: You’re going to Support Group.Me: UGGGGGGGGGGGGG.Mom: Hazel, you deserve a life.

John Green

Me: I refuse to attend Support Group.Mom: One of the symptoms of depression is disinterest in activities.Me: Please just let me watch America’s Next Top Model. It’s an activity.Mom: Television is a passivity.Me: Ugh, Mom, please.Mom: Hazel, you’re a teenager. You’re not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.Me: If you want me to be a teenager, don’t send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot.Mom: You don’t take pot, for starters.Me: See, that’s the kind of thing I’d know if you got me a fake ID.Mom: You’re going to Support Group.Me: UGGGGGGGGGGGGG.Mom: Hazel, you deserve a life.

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