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As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, Wait, wait. I don't get it.That's because you have eight functioning brain cells.Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes, Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. I may die young, she said. But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.

John Green

As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, Wait, wait. I don't get it.That's because you have eight functioning brain cells.Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes, Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. I may die young, she said. But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.

Tags: cigarettes, life, smart, smoking

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