Joe Simpson Quote

My body isn’t designed for walking. It’s entirely the wrong shape. The legs are far too short and the whole trunk is shaped exactly to fit into seats and be carried comfortably to its destination, preferably by something fast and exciting, such as a sports car or a helicopter.

Joe Simpson

My body isn’t designed for walking. It’s entirely the wrong shape. The legs are far too short and the whole trunk is shaped exactly to fit into seats and be carried comfortably to its destination, preferably by something fast and exciting, such as a sports car or a helicopter.

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About Joe Simpson

Joseph or Joe Simpson may refer to:

Joe Simpson (rugby union, born 1856) (1856–1911), English rugby union player
Joe Simpson (footballer), association football fullback who played for Lincoln City in the 1890s
Joseph Simpson (artist) (1879–1939), British painter and etcher of portraits and sporting subjects
Bullet Joe Simpson (1893–1973), Canadian ice hockey player
Sir Joseph Simpson (police officer) (1909–1968), British police officer, Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, 1958–1968
Joe Simpson (baseball) (born 1951), broadcaster for the Atlanta Braves since 1992 and former baseball player
Joseph Simpson (cricketer) (born 1958), Guyanese cricketer
Joe Simpson, American music manager and reality television producer, and the father of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
Joe Simpson (mountaineer) (born 1960), English mountaineer and author of many books including Touching the Void
Joe Simpson (artist) (born 1984), English artist best known for cinematic oil paintings
Joe Simpson (rugby union, born 1988), Australian-born English rugby union player