Some people, they get down in a hole so deep they can't figure out what to hold on to.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
She was a gypsy, as soon as you unravelled the many layers to her wild spirit she was on her next quest to discover her magic. She was relentless like that, the woman didn't need no body but an open r...
The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.