And to my dog, without whom I would not be reminded daily that I am essentially little more than a ridiculous human being who has somehow swindled somebody into paying me to write down conversations w...
Beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.
But all the things Science had promised us hadn't come to pass. Disease was still a problem. Starvation was still a problem. Violence and crime and war were still problems. In spite of the advance of...
But once you put all the stupid things I do aside, I’m really not all that interesting. I like reading, staying home, going on walks with my dog—it’s like I’m already a retiree. Who wants to hear abou...
Duty was a cold and barren shelter for a wounded spirit.
Except that Morgan’s face was too pinched and thin to pull off the look. Your point being? I did my best to keep from looking nervous or impressed. Truth be told, I was both. Morgan was my Warden, ass...
Guard glowered at me in silence, of course. It was an act. No one could resist my bluff and manly charisma. In his heart of hearts, he wanted to be friends with me. I just knew it.
Guru in the Ukraine,
Hardly a man ever made a fool of himself by keeping his bloody mouth shut.
Maybe
Myself under control.
Now, I still didn’t have enough money to pay for all the repairs, and I had set out to fix the door on my own. I hadn’t framed it very well, but I try to think positive: The new door was arguably even...
Rocket launcher like it was a coat. Karrin let him, giving him an edged smile that she directed past him, to the shadows where the Genoskwa lurked. I didn’t kill the accountant, she said quietly. Nico...
Said. Michael
See something they expect and then they stop thinking about what is in front of them, I told him. It’s probably how they got to be bigots in the first place.
Seeing a wizard cut loose can do that to
That underlay the city of Chicago.
The Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides h...
The beginning of wisdom is in realizing that one knows nothing, then the beginning of understanding is in realizing that all things exist in accord with a single truth: Large things are made of smalle...
The border’s been waggling back and forth like a hooker at a dockworker’s convention.
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