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Very few people understand that swords aren’t dangerous, Tavi, nor hands nor arms, nor furies. Minds are dangerous. Wills are dangerous. You are heavily armed with both.
Thwart, I said. To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person.
This whole thing, I said is going to come down to guessing who isn't what they look like.Who is? Karrin asked, her hands moving surely over the weapon. Ever.
This never happens again, I said quietly. You try to get to me through other mortals again and I'll kill you.Mavra's rotted lips turned up at one corner. No, you won't, she said in her dusty voice. Yo...
This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.
This creature serves you? Sanya asked.This one and about a hundred smaller ones. And five times that many part-timers I can call in once in awhile. I thought about it. It isn't so much that they serve...
These creatures have destroyed our lands. Murdered our people. Isana lifted her chin. Pay them for it.When Antillus Raucus looked up, his eyes were hard, cold, and clear. Watch me.
There’s always a choice, I said. That’s the thing, man. There’s always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a choice.
There’s a big yellow exclamation point floating over his head. After a brief pause, I added, I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
There was a low growling sound and the came gliding up out of the parking garage, dripping water from its gleaming surface like some lantern-eyed leviathan rising from the depths. There were still a...
There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power.
There are no words. It was like The Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine. Butters sputtered
The whole lets find Bigfoot thing seems a little ill-planned to me, personally. Granted, my perspective is different than that of non-wizards, but marching out into the woods looking for a very large...
The warehouse was a part of the wharves down at the lakeside, and even the chill waters of Lake Michigan were warmer than usual. They filled the air with more than the average water-scent of mud and m...
The very sound of Creation still echoes throughout the vast darkness: The universe remembers.
The position must have been excruciating—it isn’t every day that you get crucified and hung up as dinner for a monster, and you can’t really train your muscles for it.
The plan is insane, Ehren said. You are insane. He looked around the inside of the tent. I’ll need some pants.
The impossible we do immediately. The unimaginable takes a little while.
The heart of democracy is violence, Miss Tagwynn, Esterbrook said. In order to decide what to do, we take a count of everyone for and against it, and then do whatever the larger side wishes to do. We’...