We headed toward the creepy old slaughterhouse full of dangerous beings. Which... pretty much tells you what kind of day I was having, right there.
Walls keep you from seeing things. They help make things less real. Sure, maybe you hear loud, sharp noises outside some nights. But it’s easy to tell yourself that those aren’t gunshots, that there’s...
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Very few people understand that swords aren’t dangerous, Tavi, nor hands nor arms, nor furies. Minds are dangerous. Wills are dangerous. You are heavily armed with both.
Truth be told, my head was spinning so much that the car could have been doing interpretive dance in a lilac tutu and I might not have noticed.
To live outcast from your own kind, laughed at and mocked by most mortals. Living in a hovel, barely scraping by. Spurning wealth and fame. Why do you do it? I’m a disciple of the Tao of Peter Parker,...
Time to start doing, I whispered.
Thwart, I said. To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person.
This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.
Things were weird enough without needing to ride around in a van with a bunch of naked, somewhat geeky college students.
Things fall apart.
They’re nice cages, I responded. No space around them. Nothing alive. Places like this turn a man into a gerbil. He comes home and scurries inside. Then he stays there until he’s forced to go back out...
They say screwy things, make odd choices which, in retrospect, they feel amazingly foolish for making.
They get caught up in right and wrong. Or right and left. But none of that stuff matters if people aren’t free. Titania
They always have good coffee here, Ebenezar said a few moments later. And they don’t call it funny names, I said. It’s just coffee. Not frappalattegrandechino.
These evil freaks, Karrin said. They always pick the most charming places to hang out.
There’s always a choice, I said. That’s the thing, man. There’s always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a choice.
There’s a big yellow exclamation point floating over his head. After a brief pause, I added, I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.
There were quick footsteps beside me, and then Molly pressed her back to mine. You take that side! she said. I'll take this one!DJ Molly C lifted both of her wands and turned the battle chaos to eleve...