It’s an old place, but it sings in the darkness and is, in its own quirky little way, alive. It’s home.
It’s a rational sort of fear that puts a lawn chair down in the front of your thoughts and brings a cooler of drinks along with it.
It wasn’t until later that I would realize that I was babbling a chant of Ubriacha, ubrius, ubrium, to the Peanuts theme music.
It was a well-known fact that humans became more addled than usual when running in herds.
It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.
If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.
If you can't manage courtesy, try silence.
If I ever invade Calderon again, he said, it will be in the summer.
I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my mouth off to faerie queens and Vampire Courts--plural, Courts--demigods and demon lords,...
I'm not a doctor, Butters said.We'd done this dance several times. You are the Mighty Butters, I said. You can do anything.
I took a big dose of Tylenol the original, since I didn't have my Tylenol 3 or its lesser-known, short-lived cousin, Tylenol Two: The Pain Strikes Back.
I longed for my bed. I longed for sleep.
I leaned against the wall, dazed, panting, and gasped, in my deepest and most gravelly voice, No one can chain the Hulk!
I knew what it was like to have holes in my life in the shape of people who should have been there.
I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger chance than I would have if I stayed in the car and burned to death. Hell's bells,...
I hope you’re one of the good guys, Mr. Dresden. We really need a good guy. I
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.
I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
I could give you peace. Imagine closing your eyes with no worries, no pain, no fears, no regrets, no appetites, and no guilt. Only quiet and darkness and stillness and my flesh against yours.