Jenn Cooksey Quote

Tristan’s Mom: What are these?Tristan: Your granddaughters.Tristan’s Dad: Don’t worry honey, you don’t look old enough to be a mother let alone agrandmother.Tristan’s Mom: Again with the flattery, thank you dear. Where did they come from?Tristan: Camie gave birth last night.Jeff: I didn’t know she was pregnant.Tristan: She wasn’t. It was a miracle.Tristan’s Mom: Do they have names?Tristan: Phineas and Ferb.Jeff: From the cartoon?Tristan’s Dad: That figures, he named the dog Scooby.Tristan’s Mom: They sound like boy names.Tristan: Mom! Shhh, you’ll give them a complex.Jeff: If that Ferb one climbs my legs again I’m drop kicking it.Tristan: That’s child abuse and I’ll press charges. Besides, they just miss their mom.Jeff: I’m calling CPS (cat protective services)…Tristan: What for?Jeff: Because you’re making your kids live in a broken home unnecessarily.Tristan: I’m not talking to you anymore.Jeff: Fine, as long as you to talk to her.Tristan: Back off.Jeff: Nope, not gonna do it.Tristan: I’m warning you man.Jeff: You miss her too.Tristan: Yeah, so?Jeff: So do something about it.Tristan: Happy? Last night was miserable and I think it’s too late.Jeff: You still have a 12 year old ace in the hole.Tristan: Saving it as a last resort.Tristan’s Dad: Honey, do you have a clue as to what they’re talking about?Tristan’s Mom: No and I don’t want one.Jeff: I’m just helping my nieces get their parents back together. Dude, it’s time. Make the call.Tristan: Alright, I did it. But I get the feeling I’m about to do business with the mob. I hope I don’twake up with the head of my horse in bed with me tonight.Jeff: Well, a good father will do anything he can to protect his family, even if that means he runsthe risk of sleeping with the fishes.Tristan: Okay girls, your aunt helped Daddy come up with a plan and if it works you should get tosee Mommy today. Cross your paws, or claws, or whatever…just cross something for luck.