The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor
Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "...
...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies...
Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishmen...
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.
Playing with fire Kitten?
Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cu...
We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!
Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.” The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you li...
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in a...