The last time you were happy about nothing; the first time you were afraid about nothing. Which came first?
Do not avert your eyes.It is important that you see this.It is important that you feelthis.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Even if it's not appreciated, do your best. Integrity will take you further than acknowledgement.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Everything started as nothing.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by t...