I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.
Today I am even richer.
Stay upbeat and keep your head held high. There is no end to the power of positive thinking. I AM looking forward to all the wealth, success, and abundance speeding my way!
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.
Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.
The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget; but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open...
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.